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Forum: Chit Chat 2005-05-12, 05:10 AM
Replies: 302
Views: 39,108
Posted By venturi
8.3:1 odds they end the season: Without...

8.3:1 odds they end the season:

Without opening the hatch.
The raft won't make it to water.
Crazy French Lady "Danielle" shoots the PhD highschool teacher we just got introduced to.
Walt...
Forum: Programming & Scripting 2005-05-12, 04:59 AM
Replies: 2
Views: 1,171
Posted By venturi
If you really want to protect your member areas...

If you really want to protect your member areas from hotlinkers, cheaters, hackers, etc. then you should be looking at the products on the market out there specifically designed to do this. Like:...
Forum: General Business Knowledge 2005-05-10, 07:16 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 1,617
Posted By venturi
Whew! I'm just glad this thread had nothing to do...

Whew! I'm just glad this thread had nothing to do with butt boils forming on Jim's ass! |pokefun|
Forum: General Business Knowledge 2005-05-06, 07:16 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 3,050
Posted By venturi
ALL YOUR "S" ARE BELONG TO ME.

ALL YOUR "S" ARE BELONG TO ME.
Forum: General Business Knowledge 2005-05-02, 06:49 AM
Replies: 29
Views: 4,928
Posted By venturi
GILF, hmm... I'm gonna patent that and sue...

GILF, hmm... I'm gonna patent that and sue Acacia!!!

OK, life experience here. Back in '91 (or was it '90?) during Hurricane Hugo - me and a few other Marines went to a hurricane party in...
Forum: General Business Knowledge 2005-05-01, 01:56 AM
Replies: 29
Views: 4,928
Posted By venturi
My worthless take on this is that Mature is the...

My worthless take on this is that Mature is the general all encompassing niche/category, and MILF, Granny, etc. are sub-niches of Mature.

To me MILF implies a very attractive woman (not a girl who...
Forum: Chit Chat 2005-04-28, 04:47 AM
Replies: 2
Views: 1,014
Posted By venturi
They better pack a lunch... Here's...

They better pack a lunch...

Here's SETI@Home's current stats:
Users 5,407,072
Results received 1,847,176,891
Total CPU time 2,275,611.802 years
FLOPs 6.788175e+21 (64.20 TeraFLOPs/sec)

...
Forum: General Business Knowledge 2005-04-17, 05:08 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 2,024
Posted By venturi
Being that it was "TAX WEEK" I wouldn't sweat a...

Being that it was "TAX WEEK" I wouldn't sweat a small delay, GG. I read an article the other day saying that one post office in NYC alone was expected to process something like 286,000 tax returns...
Forum: Link Lists & Getting Listed 2005-04-09, 05:13 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 1,765
Posted By venturi
Well, I don't do reviews anymore because Mishi...

Well, I don't do reviews anymore because Mishi fired me (I was too much of a meanie |angry| ) ... but I wouldn't have listed you on our own linklist because your site is just three galleries and no...
Forum: Link Lists & Getting Listed 2005-04-09, 04:45 AM
Replies: 30
Views: 3,292
Posted By venturi
Ok, here's my take on some of the dissenting...

Ok, here's my take on some of the dissenting opinions expressed so far. :)

There are a couple ways to look at browsers in your stats.
1) What Browser are they, the surfer, using. This is good...
Forum: Chit Chat 2005-03-29, 06:33 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 1,171
Posted By venturi
You dang Pikies! ROFL, I had to spell it out to...

You dang Pikies! ROFL, I had to spell it out to Mishi when I showed her your response. |pokefun|
Forum: Programming & Scripting 2005-03-25, 06:02 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 1,437
Posted By venturi
When you are processing the form data to insert...

When you are processing the form data to insert it into your database use:
htmlentities($_POST['form_field'], ENT_QUOTES);
When you are pulling the data out of the database to insert into your...
Forum: Chit Chat 2005-03-23, 05:15 AM
Replies: 17
Views: 1,604
Posted By venturi
And he was also "Victor Kruger/The Kurgan" in the...

And he was also "Victor Kruger/The Kurgan" in the movie Highlander. Evil to the core, I tell ya!
Forum: General Business Knowledge 2005-03-19, 06:31 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 2,706
Posted By venturi
SLUT! |lovers|

SLUT! |lovers|
Forum: Chit Chat 2005-03-16, 08:42 PM
Replies: 236
Views: 38,654
Posted By venturi
Well Kiss My Ass! |shocking| I saw the thread...

Well Kiss My Ass! |shocking|
I saw the thread title and was like WTF?! Nice li'l trick there Jim ... or should we now call you LOKI? |viking|
Forum: General Business Knowledge 2005-03-15, 11:00 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 1,770
Posted By venturi
Actually, I'm using Trillian. :( It seems from...

Actually, I'm using Trillian. :( It seems from what I can gather that ICQ did something that's locking out Trillian 3+ users.
Forum: General Business Knowledge 2005-03-15, 06:33 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 1,770
Posted By venturi
off topic: FYI - anybody needing to get ahold of...

off topic: FYI - anybody needing to get ahold of Mishi will have to wait until this evening. She's got jury duty today and tomorrow.
Forum: General Business Knowledge 2005-03-15, 06:29 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 1,770
Posted By venturi
So I'm fucked until cerrulian gets a patch ready?...

So I'm fucked until cerrulian gets a patch ready? |shocking|
That blows big time, all but a very small handful of my important contacts (e.g. everyone I added since Jan. 2002) are stored in...
Forum: General Business Knowledge 2005-03-15, 06:18 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 1,770
Posted By venturi
ICQ Problems Anyone?

ICQ has been dead for me all day. Seen posted elsewhere some others having problems logging in.

Just figured I'd bring it up, and let anyone trying to msg me that I'm not ignoring you ... ICQ just...
Forum: General Business Knowledge 2005-03-10, 05:42 AM
Replies: 107
Views: 11,312
Posted By venturi
All you sigs' Kung Fu is not strong. Bow to my...

All you sigs' Kung Fu is not strong. Bow to my greatness!
|samauri|
Forum: General Business Knowledge 2005-03-10, 03:50 AM
Replies: 16
Views: 1,682
Posted By venturi
Hi funbrunette! This is NOT a slam, merely a call...

Hi funbrunette! This is NOT a slam, merely a call for clarification... and perhaps a small tutorial for folks shopping for hosting. |thumb


From the NetBolt page:
Assuming (feel free for...
Forum: Chit Chat 2005-03-10, 02:47 AM
Replies: 302
Views: 39,108
Posted By venturi
*grumble* |angry| six weeks of reruns started...

*grumble* |angry| six weeks of reruns started tonight before we get the next clue to the numbers...
Sweeps month ends and ABC goes Right back to their modus operandi that has kept them at #4 out...
Forum: Chit Chat 2005-03-08, 03:20 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 1,143
Posted By venturi
Just what the |cry| shits need... ANOTHER place...

Just what the |cry| shits need... ANOTHER place to feel "safe".
I was a skinny nerd and almost a full year younger than my classmates since I was in 1st grade. I got picked on, I got bullied, I got...
Forum: Chit Chat 2005-03-06, 12:22 AM
Replies: 33
Views: 2,659
Posted By venturi
In just shy of 4 weeks I shall be away from the...

In just shy of 4 weeks I shall be away from the house for 48 hours in a single week for the first time in one year - when I attended Last Year's Phoenix Forum. |shocking|
Forum: General Business Knowledge 2005-03-01, 06:16 PM
Replies: 12
Views: 2,906
Posted By venturi
Just admit it. Your avatar picture was taken...

Just admit it. Your avatar picture was taken moments after you spent hours surfing the google results for "Venturi Wearing Mishi's Underwear". |waves|
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