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Forum: Products and/or Services Offered 2015-03-25, 10:31 AM
Replies: 6
Views: 1,503
Posted By tadpole
Angry I bought a couple of "farting" videos from you. ...

I bought a couple of "farting" videos from you. I was extremely disappointed. When I downloaded it was called "Bloopers" A load of crap, not a single fart. You should try watching your own...
Forum: Chit Chat 2015-03-24, 12:39 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 1,755
Posted By tadpole
The Puppy News IS the excitement in my...

The Puppy News IS the excitement in my life!|shhhh|
Forum: Chit Chat 2015-03-20, 12:15 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 1,394
Posted By tadpole
I got caught that way too with a yoghurt maker. ...

I got caught that way too with a yoghurt maker. Not only were the packets expensive, they were not available here! Stupid sods only imported the yoghurt maker. I made natural yoghurt which tastes...
Forum: Chit Chat 2015-03-16, 09:33 AM
Replies: 6
Views: 1,387
Posted By tadpole
I must be intelligent. That's a 1st/2nd world...

I must be intelligent. That's a 1st/2nd world war gas mask and we all made our mothers a slap up breakfast for mothers day. Those that can't cook, gave her a plate of baked beans on toast -...
Forum: Chit Chat 2015-03-15, 08:46 AM
Replies: 13
Views: 2,310
Posted By tadpole
Maybe he/she fancied her?|pokefun|

Maybe he/she fancied her?|pokefun|
Forum: General Business Knowledge 2015-03-10, 12:22 PM
Replies: 41
Views: 8,698
Posted By tadpole
|bighappy| Well done, looks better than an Oscar!

|bighappy| Well done, looks better than an Oscar!
Forum: Chit Chat 2015-03-01, 10:57 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 1,342
Posted By tadpole
I have never been a fan of science fiction, but...

I have never been a fan of science fiction, but as a kid I did enjoy Star Trek. As an adult I have enjoyed William Shatners wildlife documentaries. Dr Spock was also the title of a book on babies...
Forum: Chit Chat 2015-02-14, 08:42 AM
Replies: 1
Views: 1,015
Posted By tadpole
Get your foot out of my arse!

Can Ecchi please remove his foot from my arse? I am a hermit, live in the bush 300 km from civilization (if you can call it that) I am not at all sociable - and yet after his pep talk on people not...
Forum: General Business Knowledge 2015-02-14, 08:30 AM
Replies: 15
Views: 4,065
Posted By tadpole
Smile My slang - Green = na*ve (especially sexually) ...

My slang - Green = na*ve (especially sexually) Guy = male person (who is generally fun to be with) ie in Brit terms - One of the lads.

I got so excited last night, I heard this plop, then...
Forum: Chit Chat 2015-02-14, 08:16 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 1,579
Posted By tadpole
Looks like the Americans/Canadians are as bad as...

Looks like the Americans/Canadians are as bad as the Brits when it comes to winging about the weather so I will add my bit.

Had a good thunderstorm last night - power cut (we get that for a drop...
Forum: Chit Chat 2015-02-12, 11:44 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 1,576
Posted By tadpole
In our slang a "floater" is a shit that won't go...

In our slang a "floater" is a shit that won't go down the S bend when you flush!|lol|
Forum: Chit Chat 2015-02-10, 11:53 AM
Replies: 2
Views: 1,189
Posted By tadpole
I hope you let the puppy and dog cuddle up in bed...

I hope you let the puppy and dog cuddle up in bed with you on these cold nights. Did you leave the shit for the housekeeper to clean up? - that's her job!
Forum: Chit Chat 2015-02-08, 02:33 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 1,457
Posted By tadpole
Belated happy birthday to pc

Hope you had a great day |party
Forum: I'm Looking For....... 2015-02-06, 12:44 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 4,691
Posted By tadpole
I had already contacted someone at...

I had already contacted someone at ilovegirlfarts.com he wanted me to buy his whole collection. When I said I wanted to buy a few for starters he cut me off ICQ. I have already been caught by...
Forum: General Business Knowledge 2015-01-24, 09:23 AM
Replies: 14
Views: 5,121
Posted By tadpole
Adding a translation script to my pages to change...

Adding a translation script to my pages to change from English to 9 other languages. Be interesting to see if traffic increases.
Forum: Chit Chat 2015-01-23, 12:07 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 1,305
Posted By tadpole
How do you become overweight eating vegetables? ...

How do you become overweight eating vegetables? |pumpkin| and fruit?|bananna|
Forum: Chit Chat 2015-01-21, 10:35 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 1,333
Posted By tadpole
I find it difficult to believe that 1st world...

I find it difficult to believe that 1st world people believe in spells, never mind paying for them. Nigerians fair enough, Africans are very superstitious and even the educated amongst them resort...
Forum: Chit Chat 2015-01-20, 12:35 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 1,246
Posted By tadpole
Good news that nothing nasty was found. What an...

Good news that nothing nasty was found. What an undignified procedure, glad it is over for you.
Forum: Chit Chat 2015-01-19, 08:41 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 1,916
Posted By tadpole
I believe he is a part Irish leprechaun|greenguy|...

I believe he is a part Irish leprechaun|greenguy| (leprechauns are green) who is around but rarely seen.
Forum: Chit Chat 2015-01-19, 08:22 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 1,916
Posted By tadpole
Happy Birthday Greenguy

Sending greetings incase you visit the board in invisible mode, or perhaps someone will pass it on to you. |cake - don't forget to give Rufus Pip a little bit!
Forum: General Business Knowledge 2015-01-03, 11:36 AM
Replies: 0
Views: 1,647
Posted By tadpole
BUPA don't buy their cover

It's a very sad world that we live in.

and to go back some years, I will add : Master Jack.

I am a hermit now , and each time I have tried to come out of it, I have been knocked down by some...
Forum: Chit Chat 2015-01-03, 11:13 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 1,239
Posted By tadpole
Was in bed by 9.30 with my dogs.

Was in bed by 9.30 with my dogs.
Forum: Chit Chat 2015-01-03, 11:04 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 1,221
Posted By tadpole
Scotlands finest? You lucky bastard! I can't...

Scotlands finest? You lucky bastard! I can't even find Africas traditional beer! Thick, sludge that stinks. Made from sorghum, battery acid, aborted fetuses and anything else disgusting and toxic...
Forum: Chit Chat 2015-01-03, 10:59 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 1,250
Posted By tadpole
You guys don't realize that you are living. WTF...

You guys don't realize that you are living. WTF is an EasterEgg?????
Forum: General Business Knowledge 2014-12-22, 09:46 AM
Replies: 26
Views: 27,293
Posted By tadpole
Don't worry about it. For some reason the so...

Don't worry about it. For some reason the so called first world with all its depravity makes it as difficult as possible for anyone in Africa to do online business. South Africa appears to be the...
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