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Damn Europeans have all the good stuff.

I grew up with my father's stories of his time in Germany. (He was stationed there when the wall was going up.) So I joined the joyous U.S. Army just so I could go to Germany. I was even guaranteed to be stationed there in my contract. Ha!
However...just as I was about to get my orders, the wall started to come down. Due to the nature of my training I was not allowed to be stationed there during that period. So the fucking army put my ass in Texas for the rest of my enlistment. I'm still very angry with them.

If the wife and I ever take a real vacation we're heading to Germany first.