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Are you allowed to wipe your own ass, or do they need to approve of that as well?

Doesn't sound like they are horribly appreciate of their affiliates' abilities to draw search engine traffic to their program. I could understand them not wanting you to use their terms to promote a competitor, but they're not letting you do squat to promote THEM.

It should read like this: "Do not mention our name when promoting us".

At least they aren't claiming a trademark for the word 'naked' yet.