I'm hearing a lot of major rumors about the alien abductions planned for Vegas this time...The anal proddings are going to be frequent and have heard there will be loads of photographers crowded around to protect the acts.
The newest memory scan technique we've heard about involves the placement of a set of boobs on a head...which seems to remove a huge amount of grey material each time...to be replaced with hideous images of alien little green task drivers that wear you down with numerous thankless jobs the creatures implant in your mind
Wow that was some good tequila
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