[Chop Smith]

Speaking of suing! This is just in.

Reprinted from The Gabboville Press

Greenguy, partner in the highly acclaimed adult webmaster message board, faces charges for Gabbo abuse.

In papers filed in the Gabboville Municipal Court, the somewhat mysterious character, stated that the unfortunate incident occurred recently when Jim, Greenguy's partner and long-time friend asked, "Are you ready for valentines?" Gabbo stated that as he was replying with "You're going to love me." that Greenguy sudden appeared and stuck his bird of paradise up the excretory opening at the end of Gabbo's alimentary canal and brutally throws him. Gabbo further stated that the excretory opening at the end of his alimentary canal was stretched beyond repair and that he had been extremely constipate since the incident occurred. Gabbo is not seeking any monetary damages, but prays upon the court to order his release from captivity.

Gabbo, Greenguy nor RawAlex's half sister were not available for comment. We were able to contact Gabbo's friend Bubba Bovina for a comment. Mr Bovina refused a comment but asked; "What is the excretory opening at the end of the alimentary canal?" and them resumed pickin' his banjo.