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Old 2005-02-08, 07:06 PM   #15
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Originally Posted by Jim
My wife claims that she like slightly balding, slightly blind, slightly overweight does it for her
Have you ever asked if perhaps she's lying, slightly?

My wife seems to be all about personality. It's what seems to turn her on the most, which explains why I never get laid. Money doesn't impress her. Young, attractive studs don't turn her head. But if you can carry on a conversation, have enough of a sense of humor to make her laugh once in a while, and you aren't physically repulsive, she's yours. Slut.
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