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They told me I had to seriously cut back on alcohol and chocolate.
I found myself wondering if it was worth living to 80 if I couldn't have chardonnay and chocolate and it was a bit of a line ball.
They also defined "meat" as "red meat" rather than "anything that used to be an animal" which set my final result back a bit. I like the idea of vegetarianism but I couldn't go there because I just like eating steak and chicken and fish too much. And there's no way I'm giving up mashed potatoes... a life on Atkins has got to be a life half lived...
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