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Old 2005-03-06, 06:50 AM   #3
ngb1959
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Not a quote, but from All of Me with Steve Martin and Lily Tomlin when the guru guy flushed the toilet, the phone happened to ring. So he would flush the toilet and say ringgggg, rrrriiiiinnnggg. And "back in bowl" from the same movie.

The Jerk:

You mean I'm gonna stay this color?
Don't trust whitey.
If you catch it, go to the doctor and get rid of it.
Sir, I'll have you know, I'm a nigger!

My Cousin Vinnie:

Deez two utes?
Utes?
Yeah, utes.
Oh, Youths!

Some old movie with kathy bates and jessica tandy:

blah, blah, something about the euthanasia....and she was talking about the youth in asia.

My Blue Heaven:

It's a good day for a mow.
What is it about Halloween, the pressure of not knowing what to go as?
You've only made two mistakes in your life, what, your marriage and those shoes. Those shoes are tragic!

Overboard:

Goldie Hawn got her hair wet or something and she said, I feel like a bushman!

Joe Dirt:

....not like that pussy Skoal, huh Dad?

It puts the lotion on the skin.

I thought you said you had a Hemi - yeah, but I'm having a footprint gas pedal installed on it.

Happy Gilmore:

The price is wrong, Bob.

Not a movie, but funny.

Beverly Hillbillies:

Uncle Jed, I'm can't decide if I want to be a brain surgeon or a fry cook!

Made me laugh.

Nina
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