[Useless]

The perfect date for me:
I find getting in the car with my wife as we leave the kids with a babysitter to be one of more exciting moments of going out. "We're free!" Going anyplace nicer than usual is always a treat. You know, someplace without a playland.

We don't live somewhere where there are things 'to do', so we like to go to Lake George, which is just up the road, and walk around and stare at the tourists.

Then, on the way home, it would be nice if my wife sucks my cock while I drive home. I just love seeing that little blonde head of hair bobbing up and down while I dodge pick-up trucks and pedestrians.

When we get home, she tucks in the kids and prepares for my return. I take the babysitter home, but park just around the corner from her house and she lets me fuck her ass and I take her anal virginity. Then she licks my shaft clean. I can't go home smelling like pussy and ass juice after all. I'm married.

Then I go home to find my wife is too tired for sex because she secretly snuck away while I was out and fucked the guy who just moved in next door.

Now that's a good date.