Captain Morgan gets molested:
I get to spend some quality time with Krissy, my on-again-off-again girlfriend of the past three years:
Terrorism takes to the high seas as I daringly hijacked the buffet table on the Lido Deck at 3AM:
Bitches recognize my giant black trouser snake:
Ramster from ExploreXXX.com hangs out with his better half and watches the stupidity:
