[Useless]

Horrible attempt at sleeping last night. It seems that two dogs and a five year old boy joined me during my slumber. Now my back hurts and I'm going to be tired all day. I just don't have the energy to kick them all out when I'm half-dead during the wee hours. At least the wife stuck it out. She tends to sneak out to sleep in one of the kids beds while I get smothered in dog flesh. And my son kicks me just as much in his sleep as he does during the day. I though the king size bed would be my salvation. Now I realize that it means more creatures can sleep with us.