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Old 2005-04-06, 02:45 PM   #174
EmporerEJ
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Originally Posted by swedguy
To go buy the milk or post?
Unfortunately, the automatic script thing to buy milk has a bunch of downsides....
1. it rarely works right.
2. It completely breaks down for several days a month and does nothing but bitch and whine.
3. It rarely brings home the right product.
4. It ALWAYS wants money.
5. When asked to perform contracted services, it makes you beg.
6. immediately after "Purchase" the oral function no longer works at all, except rarely "on your birthday."
7. As time progresses, it wears out quickly, gets a dingy appearance, and you ALWAYS lose at least half on the trade in.

I suggest we go for the posting script.
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