Just back from a swell 5 minute conversation with the captain of the local police dept. He quite graciously listened to my little rant about the prick across the road parking his two cars and two crotch rockets in front of my house all night, every night. He ended with saying, "Don't park in front of your house because we will now generically enforce the overnight parking law on Harrison Avenue."
Let's see how long that little bastard parks out there now. $10 per ticket X 4 vehicles. Could get expensive for him to fuck with me now.
It's not as rewarding as destroying paint jobs or slashing tires, but it will keep me out of handcuffs.