[Useless]

Been up about an hour and a half, yet I still feel groggy. Had to go the store already because we were out of coffee filters and I don't like going anywhere before I have my first cup of coffee. I've been outside for the last twenty minutes watering my lawn with the spray nozzle because I'm too lazy to look for the sprinkler. I'm pathetic, I know.

Someone apparently tipped-off my bastardly neighbors about my scheme to have them ticketed off the face of the earth. They parked both of their cars in their driveway last night for the first time since whenever. Interestingly enough, they left the motorcycles out at the curb and they were not ticketed, but some poor schmuck down the road was. Smells of a conspiracy to me.

They'll never take me alive.