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Originally Posted by pornrex
Today is gonna be fun...
I'm a handy guy around the house. I vacuum, do dishes, and all sorts of domesticated chores are a piece of cake to me. Yesterday, in preparation for spring and summer, I decided to get the lawn mower ready, you know...change the spark plug, filter, give it a fresh can of oil, the whole nine yards.
So, I go to start it, nothing. I'm thinking "come on you stupid fuck...start already" I try again - bang! It starts (Honda mowers are great that way!)
Once I adjust the choke (easy now, don't get too excited) I'm thinking lets give it a "once around" the yard. So I put it in gear and try to engage, the fucking cable snaps. I was pissed. 
Am I ever glad today is 4:20. Already 420'd at4:20 this morning and it looks like its gonna be 2 for 2 this afternoon as well. |
i got a spare room for you come over and do that stuff for me, dishes not needed i have an dishwasher, but i need more cleaning in da house, on this moment, 19.40 evening here and i realy didnt do shit, i didnt cook (we ate chinese) and i am still hanging infront of my screen , just reading things...........time for hot bath and watching some telly in bed, maybe some good s.. i didnt say that
