[Useless]

It's just like my grandma always said, nothing will fuck your day more than an inproperly douched dwarf. Of course, that never really made any sense until now. Seems a shame that such pearls of wisdom have been lost on me all these years.

Today is fence day. I have to enclose a small area of yard for the dogs to crap in. If I don't encapsulate them, they'll conitnue to destroy everything. I've never seen dogs chew off all of the low lying limbs on trees before. I had to put barriers around my grape vines because of that. Bastard dogs.