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Originally Posted by cd34
Wouldn't Raquel Welch be a GILF then? 
I guess later in life, they become GGILFs... GGGILFs.... this could get confusing. |
GILF, hmm... I'm gonna patent that and sue Acacia!!!
OK, life experience here. Back in '91 (or was it '90?) during Hurricane Hugo - me and a few other Marines went to a hurricane party in
Swansboro, NC and there was this totally hot MILF. She was 52 and I was 26 - double my age.
We hit it off and were about to get really bizzay. In comes some fucking shit bag wanna be local hero (I'm guessing he was jealous because "Eve" like me more than him) and screwed the mood. Yes, I tossed him into the river - but that didn't rekindle the mood in any way shape or form. But we all ended up drinking a shitload of alcohol, ate a ton of pizza and watched as Hugo passed us by with hardly a scratch.
Downer, eh? I bet y'all were hoping to read that I fucked her to multiple orgasms until the hurricane spun her off of my raging cock and flung her orgasmically spasming flesh into the south Atlantic.
What a downer.
