I just had an idea |idea|
Maybe I can buy those nipple enhancers in bulk and re-name them Nipple Cripple Protectors and sell them to Teenagers to protect them from School Bullies performing the age old Nipple Cripple on them during recess.
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Hows this for a sales pitch..
Imagine being able to look those bullies square in the eye as they perform a 360 degree Nipple Twist and ask them if thats the best they've got !!.
Buy two pairs and recieve a 30% discount on your second pair.
Keep a second pair handy in your glove compartment for emergencies or Give them to your Brother,Your Mother or Your Significant Other. Hell Stick em up your ass if thats what turns you on buddy just buy them ok ?. Get the Message ???
As an added bonus to the first 100 customers that take up this Limited Special Offer you will recieve a free instructional video on how to enter your bank account user details into my fake website and also learn how to touch yourself in 13 different languages that way if you ever get caught touching yourself you can say it was not me , it was the foreign exchange student I think they went that -> way Officer.
Don't Miss this Sensational Offer !! ... ACT NOW !!