Another vote for 'Intenet Marketing' here...depending on the circumstances.
If it's a really old lady and I don't wanna watch her keel over...the canned answer
If it's pretty much anyone else...I'm in online adult entertainment! Actually, I very rarely get a negative response. And make sure to carry about biz cards with one of my main sites on it...I've given out more than a few of those
I'm quite honest with people that I think the world would be a better place if more folks were more open and honest about their sexual desires
Hey, my new neighbors still talk to me!