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Guten Morgen, meine Damen und Herren.

I'm really tired of staring blankly at this screen. I'm in the process of beating up a script so that it will make one of my projects easier, but so far, it seems a lot harder. I'd bet it would be a lot easier to learn PHP from scratch than to keep modifying other people's scripts to suit my twisted needs.

Well, it the fourth Tuesday of the month and you know what that means. Time to change my underwear. I will smell fresh and clean for tonight's radio show.