[Sarah_Jayne]

I'm in the need of a little kick up the ass this morning as I am about to embark in making a list of every site, gallery,etc I have ever done and can still find on the web. So, I am spending the next few minutes giggling so when I am crying later I can have fond memories of the giggles.

So - a joke for all that need it this morning:

A repairman is walking through a mental institution.

He comes up to the first room and sees a man swinging an imaginary
baseball bat.

"What the hell are you doing?" he asks.

"I'm Babe Ruth. As soon as I hit a homerun I'm out of here," replies
the man.

The repairman wishes him well and continues on his way.

In the next room, there's a guy swinging an imaginary golf club.

"What the hell are YOU doing?" he asks. "I'm Arnold Palmer.

As soon as I make a hole in one I'm out of here!" replies the man.

The repairman shakes his head and comes up to the next room.

There's a guy sitting naked balancing a peanut on the tip of his
dick.

"What the hell are you doing!" he asks.

"I'm fucking nuts, I'm never getting out of here!