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Originally Posted by juggernaut
Man sometimes I can't stand living in a condo. It's good I don't have a gun. My wife ordered a ring for 5 hundy from HSN while we were on vaca. Well I call UPS today to find out where it is and they said they dropped it at the neighbors house. I walk over. She looks perplexed, stairing into the air like the ring would drop from it into her eye. Then she tells me I know there was a package here I just don't know where it went. I wanted to tell her to ask her fucking retarded daughter. Yes she really is retarded. And I dont care if thats the wrong word these days to call those people. I love that word. Im sure now the little scrambled egg brain girl has that ring sitting on her barny doll whom she thinks is alive. Oh did I mention the tard is about 15 years old and the first day we had our dog and took him outside he ran from her. It's like herman munster with tits so saggy she could tuck them in her pants, sitting outside my house. DAM I WANT MY RING! I NEVER GAVE UPS THE OK TO DROP IT ANYPLACE OTHER THEN MY DOOR! This sucks.
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LMFAO! I about pissed my pants laughing when I read this.. sorry about the ring.. but man you are funny as hell!
