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Well I have been looking for houses for the past year. Problem is in NJ you can't buy anything over a shithole for under 325. Or you have to move to what we call the sticks. Don't get me wrong im sure some people here would laugh at my notion of no mans land but hey I grew up in an area where you could buy beer till the bar closed on any day and it only took you 2 minutes to drive and get milk. I like the condo. The inside is cool, total singles pad even tho im not single anymore. Winding stair case. cathedral ceiling, loft. But man if I would have known before I moved here. I wish they had a law that before you purchased a house. If you place a down payment on it then you are required to live in it for 2 weeks before the purchase. Out of 60 acres I live on the street where all the 17 yr old (vin diesel wanna B's drive). People don't pick up their dog shit, 10 yr olds run around on school nights till 1am and kick the cable box outside. The lawn guys just gave up on this section as it's the only one with dirt patches on the grass because the kids are constantly walking on the seeds they place down. Oh and did i mention we have a playground not 100 yeards away, with baseball, basketball, track, swimming pool, jungle gym, swings, tennis and hikig trails. But the little shit heads still play baseball and basketball out in the street, cause I guess they don't understand there are peoples cars parked there and when the balls hit the cars they cause dents. Oh don't get me started on the parking. in 2 years I have had to have 5 cars and 1 truck towed out of my assigned spot. That as far as i look at it. Is the only thing I get for my $118 condo fee. GRRRRRR!!! I don't need a million dollars. Just enough to move out of this place and rent it to a nice family from Newark or Jersey city.
Oh an Jim. The single girl below us is hot as hell. But my wife and I think she is a selling it also. Constantly every weekend out to the bars, and every weekend a new man leaves and enters the house. Then we have the ones who just show up for 1 hour on any given night of the week. But to be honest she is the coolest neighbor. She don't mess with anyone and makes no noise at all. Well not true, one light at like 2 am there was a guy yelling at the top of his lungs for her to exit the house. I told the life, "he'll leave soon. Well about 30 mins later he still there. I get pissed, go downstairs and peek out the window before I give him the "Get the fuck out of here, the girls not home asshole!" Speech. Well it's a good thing I looked 1st cause he was a big big big drunken bikker dude. All dressed in black with his chaps on, hair all over the place like a wookie and still holding his bottle of jack. I came back upstairs and told the wife I think it best we just let the cops handle this one. We we gave him 10 more minutes to leave as I can't stand calling cops on anyone for any reason. Well when they did show up. Who door you think these donut eaters came to? Mine.. Hey we got a call there was a disturbance here? I was like no!!! It was next door and the jerk just left like a mad man. You can prob still get him an stop him from killing someone as he is surly drunk. The cop says Yeah but you know how hard it is to get someone after they leave the location? I just looked at him, said thanks and good night.
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