What's the point of strapping them down if you aren't going to stick it to them?

That's my new motto.
I've only ever listed a couple of things with bondage and insertion because that damned Canadian (Alex

) makes me afraid to list that stuff. The way this industry is going, soon enough we'll only be allowed to list hardcore if it's the missionary position, no one has shaved genitalia, and it's obvious that they are only doing if for procreation.