Most first time posters say "hello" instead of posting some drawn out attempt to get people to click the link in their sig. On top of that, you seem to be trying to sell porn memberships to adult webmasters, which works about as well as trying to sell shit to a cattle farmer.
If you'd like to be part of the community here we'd be happy to welcome you, but this is not the best first impression.
And yes, you posted
