[Useless]

Shit, I forgot to say good morning. So, good morning.

When I was in Texas I fell in lust with a little Puerto Rican college freshman who was home on winter break. Her mother only ever spoke two words in English to me - Hi Mark - and I'm not so sure that you can consider saying one's name as speaking their language. Elsie, that little whore, would carry on long conversations with her mother in front of me, she speaking English while her mother ranted in Spanish. Typically, it doesn't make me uncomfortable to have people speaking a foreign tongue in front of me, but something about her mother's tone was very unnerving. The entire whopping two weeks that I 'dated' Elsie, I had wished that I knew only one sentence in Spanish. "Your daughter has a hairy cunt."