Woohoo! Thank (diety/non-diety/invisible man/woman of your choice) it's Friday.
I hope you are all having a wonderful start to your day. I know I am. |clown| There's no vomit in my seat, so that's a good thing.
I have a big-ass scratch on my knee from breaking up yet another scuffle between my highly hospitable pooches last night. I think it may be time to get some electro-torture collars for them so that I don't have to come in contact with them during their little fights. The last one I broke up left some nasty puncture marks on my leg from the female, Kyra, which is short for Cocksucking no-good piece of shit dog. I'm betting MadMax would know where I could get such collars, though he's probably never considered them for pets before.
