I am here and I just got this spam email.  I love reading these.  I wonder how many people fall for it.  (I hope useless does not read this,  he prolly will)  
  
 
Dearly Beloved
It is by the faith that I send you this Letter, having known the truth, I 
have no choice than to do what is lawful and right.
By way of introduction I am Mrs. Malissa Pointer the wife of Mr. Harry 
Pointer.My husband worked in his life time with the Chevron / Texaco in 
Kenya for Fifteen years before he died in the year 2001. We were married for 
ten years without a child. My Husband died after a brief illness that lasted 
for only four days.
Since his death I decided not to re-marry or get a Child outside my 
matrimonial home which my religion and personal belief is against. When my 
late husband was alive he deposited funds with a Security company in Europe.
The funds where deposited as family valuables / treasures for security 
reasons. Hence they are not aware of the real contents of the 
consignment.Presently, I'm in a hospital in Kenya where I have been 
undergoing treatment for esophageal cancer. I have since lost my ability to 
talk and my doctors have told me that I have only a few weeks to live.
It is my last wish to see this money distributed to charity organizations 
any where in the World. Because relatives and friends have plundered so much 
of my wealth since my illness, I cannot live with the agony of entrusting 
this huge responsibility to any of them for personal reasons.I ask you here 
to Stand and collect the Funds from the security company on my behalf.
I want a responsible person who will use this money to fund orphanages and 
widows and the physically challanged.
It is said that blessed is the hand that giveth. I took this decision 
because I don't have any child that will inherit this money.I am not afraid 
of death hence I know where I am going.
I don't need any telephone communication in this regard because of my 
soundless voice and presence of my husband's relatives around me always just 
for the fact that they want to lay claims to the funds they know nothing 
about.I don't want them to know about this development. With God all things 
are possible.
As soon as I receive your reply I shall give you the contact of a 
representative who is in Europe as he will be the one to assist you in 
laying claims for these funds.I would advise strictly here that you contact 
me via my alternate email address   
malissapointer@uk2.net
for personal reasons as i feel more secured with the email account to make 
this whole affair discrete.
Yours Ever.
Malissa Pointer.
N.b pls contact me via my personal email account 
malissapointer@uk2.net if 
you find it in your heart to be of help.