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Old 2005-10-02, 08:29 AM   #4
Simon
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Mornin' all

Another day of catching up and digging out here. Getting close to all caught up.

And in honor of it being Sunday...

A man is walking by a church one Sunday, and happens by a cute
6 year old girl sitting on the sidewalk, dressed up very nicely,
playing with her dog.
The man asks, "what is your name little girl?"
"Candy," says the little girl. "They call me that because
I like candy so much. And this is my dog Porky."
"They call him that because he likes pork so much?" the man wonders.
"No," she says. "They call him Porky because he likes to fuck pigs."

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