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You know, in my extensive career in the adult industry, I've purchase something like, oh...I don't know, maybe 10-15 sets of content. (I stole the rest - ha!) As much as I disgree with the law and like to say things like "they'll never take me alive", I still know that you need to obey the law. Unless it's one of those state laws against oral sex. That law should be broken. Damn it, if I need my cock sucked, then I need my damn cock sucked - law or not.

The regulations aren't really that scary - it's the cocksuckers who are in charge of enforcing them that are scary. Really friggin' scary. And I don't mean "trick or treat" scary. I mean "bend over, I'm going to bury my fist in your ass and tickle your liver" scary.

Bottom line - if you want to protect your bottom, get the docs.