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Cleo: Believe it or not I was just dreaming about hiring a cleaning woman but she wasn't even attractive. My brain works against me sometimes. Half way thrugh the dream the cleaning woman turned into a girl who wanted to pick me up at a bar once but I was sober enough to not let it happen (ugh.)
Eastern Americans: It's not snowing here yet just pissing down rain. Can't wait until the snow glazes the water on the ground and freezes!
Canadians: I wouldn't say Tim Horton's is the best tasting coffee, it's just that our bodies have evolved to require its chemicals coursing through our veins. I taste more than coffee in that brew.
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