I sent my Daughter to Beauty School for 4 years so, when I get my haircut, I get it cut for free

I did once pay her $500 for a haircut when I knew she needed money.
Speaking of which, everytime I saw here for the past 9 months she said I needed a haircut. After giving birth, she said, "Wow, your hair looks good". That's all I needed to hear. No haircut for me.