I'm supposed to be installing a toilet right now, but I'm here reading this damned board! Damn you people, you lovable cocksuckers.
I went to the Time 'bite my ass' Warner office and swapped out my modem for another, and suddenly this board is humming right along for me again. I suppose I dropped the old modem too many times. Note to self: don't do that.
OK, I have to go make some cash or I won't be able to afford my wife's crack habit. (Just kidding - she buys her own.

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