In 2006, I think my motto will be, "shit or get off the pot".
I've been wasting, yes wasting, a ton of time online without much real gain. I'm hope to trim that back even more than I have in the past couple of months. I'll expend my engergies on tightening the nuts on my lists and building content pages for them rather than screwing around with all the other shit that pops into my head. (I get a lot of project ideas. Unfortunately, I'm no Greenguy. My ideas suck.) Note to self: ignore the voices.
I would love to be able to spend less time on the board, no offense intended. I have days where I'm able to say good morning and walk away for the day. But I typically find myself drawn to this crazy fucking place throughout the day. It's some sort of sick addiction, I think. I take great pleasure in making an ass of myself, I guess.
In '06, I will attempt to remain me eventhough being me has done me very few favors thus far. I pride myself in my honesty, integrity and amazingly poor work ethic.
Those of you who know me, know that I'm a straight shooter about my level of success and my lack success. I understand why people want to project themselves as wealthy and well-connected, but don't expect that from me. I'm neither and won't pretend to be.
My other resolutions are:
Act in a major motion picture.
Swim the English Channel.
Swim with dolphins.
Swim with dolphins in the English Channel.
Run naked through D.C., screaming, "I've got peanut butter in my butt!"
Dance the Flamenco with a flamingo.
Rub lotion on its skin.
Bathe.
Figure out why I find Jessica Simpson so appealing, yet simutaneously so unappealing.
Lather, rinse, repeat.