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I woke up with a pounding headache, which is probably due to the lack of caffeine in my system or the few glasses of Heineken I had as a snack before bedtime. Coffee is a' brewing, so hopefully devil bean addiction will be the cure.

Did anyone else get an email this morning asking you to confirm your subscription to rape news, or is that just a lucky gift for those of us who have been less than hospitable to our no-good cockingsucking father-raping russian comrades?

Speaking of father-raping russians, I'm almost through Earl's queue. When I am done, I shall have a one person party. I'll do a little dance and slap myslef silly.