I thought it was about your desire to have hot tranny sex, but bound by loyalty as you are, the only way to do so would be to convince your woman to have a penis surgically installed.
You know, a strap-on would work.
By the way, my 'how I lost my virginity story' is far more depraved and amusing, but I'll save that for a personal conversation, and not post it as board fodder.
And it had nothing to do with alter boys!
