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Originally Posted by MadMax
Alright, that fucking does it.
Mr. Yum, Plateman, the Academy, enjoy...
DEAR Talleywhacker,
I rarely decide to take the time to tell someone what an idiot they are. I have even attempted to calmly assist you in any of the threads you've started that were not completely idiotic. I have even stated publicly that you seemed to be improving in both your attitude and your English. It seems that time in the sun has passed us by.
--First off, you couldn't even order dinner successfully in English. The word "syndicalized" does not exist, unless you're claiming to have invented it just now. Don't hurt yourself now, stay away from the 4 syllable words for a while longer. On that point, you made up a word in a language you can barely grasp and thus I have no idea what the fuck you were trying to say and neither does anyone else. That is idiotic, thus the evidence seems to indicate that you are an idiot.
--Second, it is perfectly obvious that you know absolutely nothing about traffic, since you seem to start a thread every day looking for a shortcut past what all the rest of us had to find out for ourselves. You might not get good traffic where I do, because you can't name a site in a way that attracts a surfer's attention and your descriptions suck.
You just made a pathetic attempt to cut down two people I respect by insulting the size/quality of their lists, yet neither one of them would piss on you if you were on fire so I'm quite certain you're not even getting any of your traffic. I've never known either of them to be afraid of anything, especially what a jackass they wouldn't list for cold hard cash thinks about them. Trying (unsuccessfully) to insult people who don't give a shit what you think based on something you've never seen is idiotic, thus once again the evidence seems to indicate that you are an idiot.
--Third, I would like you to note that I have made it all this way through this post without calling you a cocksucker, motherfucker, donkey raping shit eater, maggot covered pile of fermenting innards, cum burping gutter slut, festering encephylitic discharge from a radioactive rhinocerous cunt, or anything other than an idiot, because in my opinion the idiot in you eclipses all the rest of those other perfectly factual statements...so I'm trying to highlight it.
--Fourth, I will now join Mr. Yum & Plateman in harassing you at every opportunity, because even though I'm a patient man and honestly do my best not to spew venom at people, I'm making a special exception for you since you've worked so hard to prove that you really, REALLY, REALLY deserve it.
--Fifth, this is as much for the entertainment of my fellow board dwellers as you, since I've used so many four syllable words here that at this point you probably think it's a RECIPE for a tall, cool glass of SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT SHIT YOU ADMIT YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT
In conclusion, I'd like to say that you should be proud of this day you cocksucking, motherfucking, donkey raping, shit eating, cum burping, street whoring, maggot covered pile of fermenting innards bathed in a festering encephylitic discharge from a radioactive rhinocerous cunt. You've finally done it, bitch, you've finally exceeded my patience.
And now you get to experience the glory of that fact until you get sick of me and just go away.
Fuck you, Talleywhacker, fuck you right in the ear.
YOURS SINCERELY
Max
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