lol...honestly, I hate to say it...but I had thought about suggesting use as a boat anchor
I moved about a year ago and ended up having to PAY a refuse site to take some old computers and monitors I'd had stored in a closet. The machines were actually functional...but not only did nobody want them...I had to pay to get rid of them
And those machines were in the 4 to 5 year old range. They weren't servers...so you do have a lil edge there, but it's gonna be tough to unload that box
Errr...do you have a boat???