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I heard the next show won't be on the strip, but instead, in large church revival-style tents about 5 miles out in the desert. Due to booking issues, there will be some southern baptists using the tents at the same time. AVN, realizing that this could cause some major confusion, has decided to help distinguish our show from the holy rollers by using the age-old "shirts and skins" method. I believe we will be shirts, but I could be wrong.