No and neither am I any of these people! The original source for this text was an open forum posting on craigslist about three years ago - since then many people have lifted bits of the text or all of it in its entirity. Many claim it as their own, I have made no claims as to authorship.
The craigslist forums are quite good sources for non-copyright text on a multitude of subjects.
http://advertising.arrivenet.com/anchor_links.php
http://cyber.law.harvard.edu/propert...mingnorms.html
http://www.bitlaw.com/internet/linking.html
+ maybe 400 other webpages with snippets of that original text on (including Mr Feng) the original author was a Lawyer from San Francisco called Dwight. He posted it trying to drum up some business for his firm.