What the hell? You're going to let a little arthritis stop you from sitting in the same chair 18 hours per day with your wrists resting on a cold plastic keyboard shelf? You young guys just don't have what it takes.
We're going to miss ya, Pat. One of the things I truly like and respect about you is your no bullshit attitude and ability to speak your mind. Didn't you call XXXJay a bitch or a fag or something like that? That's some good shit man! It's hard to find brutal fucking honesty in this business. We're surrounded by lying cocksuckers who inflate their traffic and earnings with every post, which is another reason why a guy like you is so damned special. You never felt the need to put on airs. You're a "take me as I am or go fuck yourself" kind of guy.
Whatever it is that you plan on doing next, I know you'll always be in close proximity to some sweet Mexican poontang. Good luck to you.
-UW