[tigermom]

Looks like we get our titles decided for us here. I am seeing the following, for me, and other "small time" posters -

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for TEN MINUTES

A woman is like beer. They look good, they smell good, and you'd step over your own mother just to get one!

Your mother seems really upset about something. I better go have a talk with her ... during the commercial

Now, I don't mind sexualy implicit or explicit for that matter, but can we please have some that fit us girls who don't happen to be into other girls? How about something like -

My guy has the prettiest cock in the world... be back soon.

Yes, I had great sex last night with the man I love. Can't you see I'm smiling?

Anything, really, as long as it pertains to hetero women too, or only (either works for me).