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Anytime a crime is committed, it's always the dumbest cock in the neighborhood who gets his or herself interviewed by the 'on the scene' reporter and makes every viewer assume that everyone who lives on that street must be a toothless crack smoking degenerate. This same scenario is what gives we northerners a bad impression of the South. I've come to believe that most Southerners, like us, couldn't give two fucks about what others are doing in their homes and in their beds, but it's those few squeeky neo-Christian wheels that make us think that they're all nuts. The only solace we all have is our knowledge that some day the owner of Dominoes will wake up dead in his coffin to the realization that he's nothing more than rotten flesh, just like we non-believers, without ever passing through his beloved pearly gates.