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Pepsi Cashs in on Pfizer's Viagra Research

Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available
in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage
suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to
literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously, we can no longer call
this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of
"cocktails," "highballs," and j ust a good old-fashioned "stiff drink."
Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of "MOUNT & DO."