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Seven: We prefer that you be completely bare in the crotch region (no landing strip, no Bermuda triangle and please no buckwheat)!
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I never understood the landing strip. It's like eating ice cream with a nose full of astroturf.
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Eight: Sometimes we just want to be alone. It doesn’t mean we don’t love you. It probably just means SportsCenter is on (or refer to No. 5). Live with it.
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Just because we love you more then any thing else and want to spend our lives with you doesn't mean we want to spend every minute with you or anyone else.
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First, we like your body just the way it is—no need for supermodel curves. We understand that you may have insecurities about your tummy and your thighs but we truly do prefer you the way you are.
This is never truer than when there is a deeper attraction than just physical, because a killer personality is always a bigger turn-on than glorious cleavage.
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As Empress_JRN points out this is the one worth knowing the most.