Today is 'take the idiot dog to the vet' day. Shamus has some sort of inflamation in one of his ears, so I get to watch him piss on the carpet in the vet's lobby today.

Hopefully the vet will find my willingness to kill my other dog (to use her as spare parts to save Shamus) more funny than the wife did. In fact, I'm willing to kill that big fat evil bitch (the dog, not the wife) even if her organs are of no use. She smells bad. Of course, that would cut my staff in half.
Good morning.
