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Old 2006-05-30, 04:05 AM   #22
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Originally Posted by grandmascrotum
I'm partial to a storyline. I'm also partial to plain old hot sex... provided it's not the usual formula of...

oral one way: 3.5 minutes each, hard and soft
oral the other way: 3.5 minutes, ditto
vaginal position one: 3.5 minutes, ditto
vaginal position two: 3/5 minutes, ditto
anal position one (if applicable): 3.5 minutes (no soft core)
anal position two (ditto): 3.5 minutes (ditto)
Woman moans. Man stays silent. No female orgasm. Cue the facial.

...as seen in every single Vivid video. Man, I'm sick of that LOL
I soooo agree with you there... I keep wondering why they don't have any other scripts in porn... you do sometimes come across a slightly different formula, but it's not often. Who needs new weekly episodes of MILF Hunter and co. when they all look pretty much the same? Whatever happened to talking? to dirty talks and ingenuitive sexy foreplay? or just to variation? You know, I'm doing movie freesites lately, promoting among others, Top Bucks sites. I found out that even when the site is called "cum swallowing", they still have the very exact formula that you mentioned above. Not even more oral sex, and I didn't notice a whole lot of swallowing either, maybe just a tad.

Oh, thanks for the link! Added your link as well
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