Wow...yea, I can see why surfers bail on ya pretty quickly
Lots of good feedback already...colors, alignment, text usage, HUGE white space in your code...you've got some work to do. That said, you're in the right place to learn
Just a couple more observations...
You've got google search on your domain as an exit link which is a bit odd.
You're spamming a celeb and a magazine in your metas which isn't very cool.
For the few that do actually enter your site, they're greeted by improperly prepared thumbs that are linked directly to sponsors. Not gonna make sales that way
Oh, and unless I'm mis-remembering...isn't a 'hoe' a garden implement...and a 'ho' a naughty girl?
